Top Ten Worst Song Lyrics

As posted on Stereogum this morning, Blogcritics list the Top Ten Worst Song Lyrics Ever. Now as Stereogum argued a glaring omission was definitly the new "urban operetta" Trapped In the Closet Part 1-5 by R. Kelly. However, I would argue R. Kelly's gentlemanly ode to woman parts, "I Like the Crotch On You", would be a better choice. Anyways there are some other notable bad lyrics the one that really comes to mind is Jefferson Starship's "We Built This City on Rock and Roll" as well as Sisco's Thong Song "she got dumps like a truck (truck truck)". Chad pointed out that Live's "Lightening Crashes" also has the awful line "Her placenta falls to the ground". Also sorry Blogcritics I like Coldplay's "Fix You" yes the lyrics are simple but I like guess I'm just a romantic sap.

Ok so on to good music. Tonight at Popscene go check out Manchester own Nine Black Alps doors at 10, they have a great sound to them. Also Saturday night I will be dancing my ass off at the Cat Club for Mods vs. Rockers :